"It seems that even as riders move up through the ranks and hit the big time in Europe, they can never escape both the stigma and the reality that they are in fact $12k Dreamers. I wonder if Groenendaal is going to sign up? He clearly thinks that Sven Nys is #1, and with his place in Rabbobank Team Managment not secured for 2008, he may experience a lapse in income. These are the people that programs like these are designed to protect. Those men who have accomplished nothing outside of being astride a bicycle for most of their adult lives, with no edumacation, not other marketable job skills, and a severe lack of real world experience.
Dreamer: I'd love to boss, but my legs hurt and I can't be on my feet for more than 5 minutes at a time or my legs will swell.
Boss: Whaddya mean you can't? I didn't hire you to sit there with your legs propped up on the desk clicking through bicycle chat forums all day long,checking race results and claiming that you could beat the guy who won last weekend's parking lot worlds.
Dreamer: I've been thinking...maybe I'm not cut out for this whole nine to five gig. I mean, it's really starting to affect my training. Plus I get really tired at 2 o'clock.
Boss: Your days of mid-afternoon naps are over. Time to suck it up and work. Besides, you never get here before 11 and you leave at 3.
Dreamer: The group ride doesn't finish until 10:30! I can't get here any sooner. Plus I have to leave before it gets dark since I don't ride with a light. No self respecting pro would ever be caught riding with a light.
Boss: You're not a pro anymore. Now shut up and get me my latte.
Dreamer: You mean I can go to the coffee shop? Can I ride my bike there, leave it by the door outside, sit in spandex, sip espresso, and ask everyone who will listen "didja see me on the group ride?"
Boss: Whatever gets your motor running.
Dreamer: By the way, I need to take off the months of March and April. There's alot ofraces in April I wanna do and I'll need to properly train for them.
Boss: Get out of my sight."
- http://tommynelson.blogspot.com/2007/02/dream-on-dreamer.html